Wednesday, October 13, 2004

When Shakespeare Fasts

To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the slings and arrows of hunger pangs. Or to eat. And, in so doing end the thousand aches that an empty stomach is heir to.

To eat. My sandwich.

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

They say that if you yearn for food, then you should distract yourself with some activity for the next ten minutes. If you're still thinking of your stomach after that then you are truly famished.

But, "They" say a lot of things. Like potatoes are good for you. Potatoes are bad. The chemicals on food are good for them, but they are bad for you. Water is necessary, but not too much!

All the while the people that smoke cigars till they're 101 laugh/hack in their faces and reminisce on the happy life they've led.

I'm going to get that damn sandwich.


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